The method I, John Harlowe { owner of Moonlight Engineering } design and construt an asphalt riping, fire spewing mechanical beast, well, simply said, it makes the old adage "keep the shiny side up" non sequitur due to the fact that I'm an O.G., i.e., Original Garagester, and we O.G.'s don't fuck around 'cause we are Bad Motor Scooters one and all; you'd be well advised to remember such. Hey, if it sounds like to you that I'm blowing my own O.G. horn? YepAhRee, uh-huh, you'd be right, cabrón. Keep reading and you'll soon comprehend why you want to contract and cut a check to my company for a quarter of a million dollars to create an otherworldly, deadly demon ride that continually clocks second to none. |
For the Custom Vehicle Build Client Moonlight Engineering produces a One-off, i.e., reflective of the client's unique personality, Street Legal, Bad-to-the-Bone Machine by having a Comprehensive Understanding of Old School Design and how 21st Century Technology can Best be Incorporated in such. |
So what do you get for your $250K? More than likely is that you're paying me to create a reputation for you with the local Cops and, of course, the CHP as well. Don't even try to convince me that you're going to be Mr. Polite, obey traffic signals, stop 'n speed limit signs when your neighbor's can feel the exhaust pulses in their living room every time you fire up the beast, huh? ☛ More on this ( and the O.G. Guild ) later on, right now I must return to Real Life as there's a project at Moon base requiring my wrenchitivity ☚ |